[I dare not stick out my tongue as I fear opportunistical Ninja tongue surgeons! My grand-mother had no belly button after the gall bladder surgeons were through. It's okay. She crapped out many moons ago.]
   Good nightie, the frilly kind. I'm more than just hairy **** and a good time behind the **** heap. I'm a cool, cold, foolish folly who's fool-proof..."Is this Alpo?" I asked the waitress.  The ***** slipped me a gob of Alpo! I'll vote to shred her amoral soul and never will I eat Alpo again. It made me bark & growl. I'm on a roll, a dinner roll. I have bent over backwards to bend my back.
   I admired my dentist's honesty when he proclaimed: "This reminds me of my recent outbreak of genital ******!" or I'm considering finding a new dentist after mine proclaimed: "This reminds me of my recent outbreak of **** warts!" Why must each thing remind him of one thing? I'm so glad that he's a homosexual. It makes things nicer. Crazy Bruce Jenner will decay as a man hormonally. Why won't you grow up? Johnny Cash played Czechoslovakia. The ***** Polacks had no idea as to why big Johnny "shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."