I went out to do my happy dance
But, it seems I have a sprain
And by missing just a few steps
It seems I made it rain

I went out to do my happy dance
I thought it would be fun
But, by missing just a few steps
I took away the sun

I went out to do my happy dance
I wouldn't be out long
But, by missing just a few steps
The whole **** dance went wrong

So, next time I want to happy dance
I'll do it in my head
Because then if it starts to rain
I'll be warm inside in bed.