The best thing that was ever best is A Cold Day in the Lingerie Shop starring Hanson Girdle. Also, don't deny yourself the  experience of: I Was a Male Lesbian! Meet Joe Nobody: the man trapped in a woman's body (and if that weren't embarrassing enough), witness how he was compelled to admit to his wife that it was his lesbian longings that drove him to possess her physically! See Joe engage in reverse homosex as a prideful accomplishment! Lonk Haney says: “It's better than butter on a wart.”