HAAAMMMMEEEEEEEED

there's a guy at work who just says his name like a pokemon would

and it's ******* hilarious.

HAMMEEED

HAMEEEED

HAMMEEEDD

I AM HAMEED I WILL GET THE SALAMI

THANK YOU FRIEND

HAMEEEEEEED.

smells like diarrhea in a gentle rain

and looks like a turkey after gender reassignment surgery

while having an ******** in an October blizzard

but his tongue is grey

and so is his hat

HAMEEEEEEEEED

HAMMEEEEEDD.

dumb ****** but his hat

is grey

so I don't judge

and he

picks up worms for cheap when he's still ******

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