there's a guy at work who just says his name like a pokemon would
and it's ******* hilarious.

HAMMEEED

HAMEEEED


HAMMEEEDD


I AM HAMEED I WILL GET THE SALAMI
THANK YOU FRIEND
HAMEEEEEEED.



smells like diarrhea in a gentle rain
and looks like a turkey after gender reassignment surgery
while having an ******* in an October blizzard


but his tongue is  grey
and so is his hat

HAMEEEEEEEEED


HAMMEEEEEDD.

dumb ******, but his hat
is grey
so I don't judge
and he
picks up worms for cheap when he's still ******