“Hi, I'm Charles Manson. Can I use your bathroom?”; “I don't know. Can you? What do you want to use it for?”; “I got to take a dump!”; “Who'd you say you were?”; “I'm Charles Manson!”; “Sure, you can use the crapper but don't touch my toilet paper or I'll impose the 8-month-pregnant Sharon Tate Polanski exercise regimen on you!”