i strangled the *****

with a pair of ***** undwereear


then proceeded
to stuff a sock up her ****.


her eyes were forced open

and her *******
was filled with celery.


then i lit the fire
and the place
erupted
into an inferno
with smoke
dancing
miles
away like a ***** toad.


and upon them examining
the ashes,

they found
3 split
hairs

and fourtneen
canine teeth.


there was no sign of struggle,

but it didn't matter
because jeaporady was on
and I knew
ALL the answers that night