Ships mooring in Atlantic ports know the hazards of slippage: ground swells in speculation & upswings in market worth. People who divulge there whereabouts are subjected to shake-down. A grill friend is one who turns your burgers. A girlfriend is hesitant without inducement. There are no consolation prizes, no consultations worthy. My ******* are stretched pan-wise, vastly & thinly, they neither wiggle nor woggle. Theirs is a lunch worth the munching, a cause to treat a girlfriend's wavering intent. {Likened to the movie fantasy to make the short, leading man look good with the obligatory little-man-kicks-the-****-out-of-a-big-man scene, & little-man-satisfies-beautiful woman ending.