I am getting sick of people teasing me I hate getting a phone call when I am out from ratbag people Could be young could be old Or even middle aged They say on my answering machine you have warrant for an arrest for tax fraud And I don't pay tax I don't earn money I am just a pensioner who believes in doing the right thing I want the people who are responsible for that To stop because I am not doing anything wrong I know it is all Just a ****** scam because the police would come around to your house I ain't stupid But I wish this nonsense would stop Scam scam ****** scam That is all it is But I can tell you now I am not frauding the tax I am just a poor pensioner Who is trying to write poems and do art I am not doing anything wrong If I rang the number back I would be a victim of scam And I don't want to be a victim Of scam dudes I get voices in my head saying to me hang on you ain't like us You have to cope with us forever I understand what is voices I am not stupid or dumb I hear my voices trying to bring back my old ******* the pants body when I haven't done that for ages It is hard to be a family person When people are trying to tease you but I can assure you I am A cool family person Please stop in any stretch of the imagination trying to pretend you are authority