I am a cool man who loves life
I am a really cool man who loves life
I am an Aussie battler and I really do love life
I am a cool man who loves life
You see young people tease me all because I am a man
They say my poems belong in the dunny can
I say to them why don't you get a life because dudes I really love life
You see one person called me a fat **** because my belly seems to be very fat
I just say to him in a cool man voice saying I am a cool man
Who loves life
People say I ain't losing weight
I understand what they mean
But it doesn't stop me loving life
I know I am fat but I am getting it down
I am a cool man who loves life
People tell me that saying your a cool man is saying your tough
Saying that men bully but that is a load of crap
I just look toward my past and
Mum said I was a cool man who loves life
I don't dwell in the past
There is nothing wrong with thinking in the past as long as You don't dwell
I never dwell, I am a cool man
Who loves life
I watch the footy and the other sports
People say to me how ya going
Shorts
I ignore them like the cool man that I am
You see I can handle teasing
Cause I am a cool man
I write cool man poems
Everything about me is cool
I am a cool man who loves life
And I am