Beware of sporty, blood-lusting ***** as pay-by-the-week roomers,
as they are more dangerous than alcoholic, latch-key baby boomers
New Zealand ****** becomes Australian ****** by legal immigration
that is mercifully accommodated by pervert Philip's regal invitation
as Jimmy Saville had proffered necrophiliac help for broken spines
bisecting paralleled courses jibing with England's mystical ley lines
Men with men is homosexy for homosexual men who're ****-gay
when it's McDonald's unofficial Feed the Customers Garbage Day
to stuff diners with McNuggets beneath skies cannibal-Clinton gray
'cause Americans mustn't stray from a corn diet approved by F.D.A.
nor abandon the mathematical unreality of Enron's trollop Ken Lay
whose vacated stench breaks pungently like an alley tom cat's spray
collected on a brown plastic, Dave Thomas-approved, Wendy's tray
or in a Bennigan’s pitcher from an Afghani olympic marathon relay