Look! No crud! One step ahead of the law...That's the American way...Several hundred ******* tried to **** me last night, if not for the charitable nature of several hundred other *******, who saved me, I'd be one dead ****** now.
   When I'm not busy I enjoy watching 2 women slamming in the woods. It's not any better than building hover boats to govern the smaller lakes of Michigan. Women often kiss one another passionately in the forest, non-lesbian style. Home-made tattoos are the best!!! And very economical!
   Now, why would the public have doubts concerning the moon landings? The U.S. govt. is benevolent and egalitarian by nature. They sided with the South Vietnamese to rid them of the Viet Cong. Our government's big heart is evident in all things: from helping "Katrina" survivors to rescuing children at Waco.