In the German town of Shtuping Something clearly was amiss: Town name signs were disappearing, The good townsfolk were nonplussed! “For years tourists have sniggered At our name when driving by As its Yiddish for activity A girl does with a guy”.
Some people want to keep the name That makes the tourists come. Others are ashamed to say That Shtuping’s where they’re from.
When the townsfolk vote to change the name It will cost a pretty penny To change the signs from "Shtuping" To the new: "Notgettingany".