Contact adhesive
impressive
conducive to
having friends
stick around.

I've found that friends stray,
stay away unless they're
firmly glued down.

Illegal?
quite obviously, but
what's a chappie to do
when friends won't come through
for him and don't want to talk to him,

you can't beat close contact.

Contact adhesive
impressive
conducive to
having friends
stick around.

I've found that friends stray,
stay away unless they're
firmly glued down.

Illegal?
quite obviously, but
what's a chappie to do
when friends won't come through
for him and don't want to talk to him,

you can't beat close contact.