Going on master chef Beans on toast Soup in a basket And a Hedgehog roast Black pudding trifle Slow worm cake Soup in a basket Sheeps eye,and kipper bake, Human brains On a bed of frogs All washed down With ***** of hogs. orange purée topped with pear All eaten together with zebra hair just give me ten Michi Michi Star Cause I believe I will not go far ***** Craddock turn in your grave Just cooked a meal for Greg and Dave