Beating you isn't like beaters in a cakemixer, my love. You can't cover a cake in moans and whimpers. No matter how much frosting we lick up, No matter how hot we make the room. We still can't bake a cake with our bodies. We don't have the right ingredients. We need eggs flour salt and milk and Actually I guess you do have most of those things All we really need is flour. Hold on, I'll go buy some flour. We can pour it all over ourselves and bake a cake.