So you're telling me I have to buy a dress The most expensive I have worn And never put it on again To please friends and family Who love me regardless And look extra nice To the one who sees me at my Most ugly To prove I am in love? What if I want to change my mind Or my hair goes wrong And the money is too much Does that mean I do not love The same as if my hair were right And I had lots of money I'd rather be alone than unhappy And not married than on trial