I was starving when
Hades kidnapped
and imprisoned me.
It doesn’t seem godly
when Zeus fondled me,
when Poseidon ***** me,
and Athena turned me
into a snake beast.
Gods are not saintly.
They are violent
and degrading.

A thousand years later
the new great creator
is just as misogynistic.
He is really scary
cause he put his abstract ****
in the ****** Mary’s hairy *****
to plant the seeds of himself.
That’s **** your *****!

So, either accept that this ****
is stranger than pulp fan fiction,
or admit that you submit
to vile and violent villain.