Monkey see and monkey do You love me and I love you You are cute and cuddly too Monkey see and monkey do Monkey do and monkey see You are not one of the families You are just a hooligan ya see Monkey do and monkey see I watch football and YouTube vlogs ya see To learn about different people in the world From every boy and every girl Seeing two girls with beautiful curls **** me, mate I need a shave But I prefer to give them one hell of a wave Party all night and into the day Asking how much money do we pay Monkey see and monkey do At the hotel where they are staying oh wow They get great views of this great city Waiting to see if the next day Isn't full of pity Monkey see and monkey do Love life like me