I am a man ya see
Better than everyone else
I am a real real man who enjoys
His life in every way that he can
I watch the footy and I have a kick and I watch a concert
And enjoy every bit
People say I ain't a man
Because I sit on my own
And watch tv or YouTube
And enjoy life you see
I am a real man who loves fine music just as long as it is heavy metal
I will go to poetry slams and
Slam out a poem which is liked by the men who drink and smoke
I used to do that but now I am reformed just like a real man is
I drank my beer and smoked my ciggys and that is what made me happy
You see I am a real man and when I see someone doing it tough I throw some money his way
I am a real man who loves his life watching the afl and nrl
And in summer I watch the baseball and big bash cricket
And mate I feel like a real man
I am just a reformed character of a man I am radically awesome dudes
I am a real man