Ducking for apples
In a deep fat fryer
There's no one uglier
Than I .
Tears are made of acid
Head of a coconut shy
Body all mangled up
Nobody uglier than I.
Brain as dense as a cabbage
It's size is as small as a pea
Still never found a looker
As terrible as me.
Elephant man
Quasimodo
Beautiful compared to me.
I just don't give a ****
never really have.