I HAVE COMPOSED OVER 1500 POEMS
FROM EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN
FROM THE WAR IN SYRIA
TO THE COLOSSUS OF JAPAN


FROM BREXIT IN THE UK
TO THE ELECTION OF DONALD TRUMP
FROM THE STOCK MARKET CRASH
TO THE FOUNDERS OF ECKY THUMP


FORM THE PASSING OF LEGENDS
AND THE BIRTHDAY OF THE QUEEN
FORM THE WAR IN KOREA
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


TO THE OLDEST CITIZEN PASSING AWAY
TO THE OCEAN LINERS OF THE SEA
BUT THE BEST POEMS OF ALL
ARE ABOUT LITTLE OLD ME