Fox News has finally Filed for divorce From Bill O’Reilly For being coarse They say that they Can no longer endorse That kind of behavior In their workforce
Sponsors have left Fox By the droves As that old adage Commonly goes Guilt by association I suppose In a place where The emperor wears no clothes
Some say the divorce Is quite overdue When Roger Ailes left O’ Reilly should have too None of the allegations Were from out the blue Human Resources Must have also knew
And so a sad chapter Finally closes At Fox news And what I suppose is They’ve been forced To take care of their biz Before they’re reduced To nothing but fizz