The old Bill rang me
tried to press gang me
put charges on me
well
**** 'em
boys will be boys
and the boys in blue
usually are
so
I got in my car
( which wasn't mine, but that's
a story for another time)

I met Sergeant MaClief
who was a bit of a lad and
more than a thief
he said,
your names on file and
also on the wall of cell four,
the one by the door that
leads to reception
and that's the reception I got,

they threw the lot at me.
the page, book, the whole
****** library

I got two to ten
in the penitentiary,

well
**** 'em
and **** 'em
again.