I've got an itchy *** I've got an itchy *** It could be worms or diabetes Or it could be cosmic demons Trying to capture me I have no idea of what it is It's just an itchy *** You see as I walk I sort of feel a worm crawling up my *** I wish he would get out Oh yeah as I yelled GET OUT I just wish the itch would ******* away from me Cause I've got an itchy *** It is so itchy as I wish my thoughts were different I wish it was just an itchy *** But thinking it's worms or diabetes really scares me yeah I wish it will go away ******* itchy *** I want to get on with my life And I don't want an itch on my bottom annoying me I know if I ignore it It will go away Yeah my itchy ***