He creates alternative facts for no good reason just to be an *** what the hell for don't ask me he thinks someone is listening to everything he has to say all the lies he tells taking pictures of himself through the microwave lying through his teeth about his taxes throwing mirrors at stones shattering the truth roaming his labyrinth fiddling with his ****** while Rome burns with little hands all a twitter making up political speeches while sitting on the ******* and spitting on the floor writing surrealist poetry on the walls and calling them executive orders.