By: Cedric McClester

The explanation she gavc
Is they’re spying by microwave
And when analyzed in the concave
The situation’s quite grave
Though he may be all alone
In saying they tapped his phone
Let me lay down a contentious bone
It smacks of the Twilight Zone

They are liars one and all
Cos the tales that they tell are quite tall
And it makes them all look so small
By heeding their master’s call
When all he does is tell lies
And their explanations defies
All the wherefore and the whys
As the situation applies

Be careful of your ring tones
They’re feeling their pheromones
And spying through your cell phones
They’re also using drones
So if you’ve got the courage or nerve
There’s all kinds of ways to observe
But to whose interest does it serve
I’ve just given you the hors d’oeuvres

So never mind just a wire tap
There are more ways than that to get trapped
Which she gladly tried to unwrap
Thus earning her master’s backslap
It was his tweet that laid out his case
Though that was clearly misplaced
So to his minions disgrace
They go out there trying to save face














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