I wish they had an app where you could record yourself making vague responses like: Oh yea? Mhmm. Really? Uh huh. No kidding.
And then could answer a phone call with said app, which would play all of these pre-recorded responses intermittenly while the person on the other line blabs a bunch of ******* drunken nonsense to someone who they believe is listening.
Maybe name it something like ******-O-Matic or Auto-******* or something.