I am fat and I know I will die soon but I also know that I will come back to life in Adelaide or the USA in an expensive apartment over looking the sea You see I would like to play footy or appear in the Movies Or go onto the Disney channel To be a really cool kid I could be a nickelodeon kid That wouldn't be bad at all Because I was an adult trying to be a kid I want to go to acting school To learn how to popular I would like to play for Norwood or Glenelg and I would keep fit every day All that I care is that I reincarnate into someone I would like to be Not a fat man not a disabled man not a poor man I suffered too much like that Mind you I would like to help the poor but not as a poor man I would like to be famous and help the poor by donating to charities around the world by being a contestant on a celebrity version of a game show I don't want to be a man who is ready for a fight I don't **** people off for that I just want to live my life and come back to life as someone more famous than I am So I can afford to go to the dentist and I can afford to go around the world on a cruise ship performing music to keep the people on the ship entertained You see I would like to perform in a musical where I can have a lot of fun You see I can't get rid of my flabby gut So I can do all that in my next life and I will get a next life I just know it