My work site is climate controlled, No Pigeons threaten my peace. Of all of my gigs, this one is the best, no acid rain scours my cheeks. Yes, it is boring at times; stuck in the Louvre, night and day, but, as I’m a creature of Marble, I cannot run outside and play. Instead I’ve become an observer of the tourists who whisper and gawk. That girl with nice ***** is from Paris, that fat little guys’ from New Yawk. I pose for their pictures for free as they snap up some memories for home. My maker, long dead, was the master who painted those frescoes in Rome. Its hard to believe that the heirs of the Renaissance men of my time have gotten so fat and complacent, gorging on fast food and cheap wine. pig like are their fat chubby faces. They prate like some fatuous child. They are, compared to their forebears, like butterball turkeys to wild.