Trump went to China
Looking for Taiwan
The Chinese said you'd better
decide which side you're on
Trump said you Chinks
all look the same to me
the Chinese rolled their eyes
and pointed towards the sea
So Trump got on his horse
and headed for the shore
then turned around and said,
"and one thing more,
I will build a Greater Wall
then the one I saw today!"
The Chinese just shook their heads
as he headed for Taipei