Tesla taught me the
right way
but
the electricity board bought
me
on good pay,
higher than the average might pay
and that still keeps
the average
average,
game over?

I could have gone solar,
alas no
Knighthood in that
and wind energy?
that's just a tombola
where the wind blows at will.

and so Nikola
what kind of catastrophe have
you dug for me? spinning
around on an Edison phonograph?
or a fortnight of misery being
propositioned in a footnote by
the **** end of history?

Because we're all fish and chipped into
Yesterday's news,
all a bit Clement with our Freudian views,
does Mother know mohair from
anywhere?

This is not about power or strength
or the length of my **** or who ****** the furthest
and that's probably the furthest from the truth that I've been for a while

I catch a smile, but
should have caught a bus,
a zero emission.

I go on confused
zapped and abused by
the abscess on the wing
of a Boeing.

so stands the accused.
with Tesla's permission
the case can begin.