I am not socially baroned
I am cool the coolest dude in Canberra
I know how to be social
I don't know why people think I am socially baroned
And I am not different
I am the same as anyone else
I go out and have fun
More than anyone else
I am the type of guy who loves to have a good time
I like to do my art
I like being social all the time
Even in my living room
Because I love music
And I love partying
I am way cooler than any other **** who just sits in the chair
Watching detective shows
I prefer watching fun shows like home and away and neighbours
And house husbands
And 800 words
Rather than watching crap like miss old fogie marple
I like watching kids shows to enjoy the fun of kids today
I am thinking it would be fun
To go to the multi cultural festival this weekend to
Show civic how to party
I might be fat but I am still way cooler than anyone else
And I enjoy the whole evening
I am not socially baroned
I am very cool man