I'm not here for the fame, you can keep the lights dim. Tighten up the chains 'til the night buckles to a bend. I'll sit and listen to the crickets chip away at this cellophane tomb in an attempt to insulate the walls with a billion little brutes, like a pack of rabid dogs deliriously chewing on the moon. God forbid the covenant ever summons this slumbering specimen. He's Megaman turned Neanderthal via one too many Super Mushrooms.