His insanity borders on The executive orders Signed by his tiny hands Listing demands Like repeal and replace But in any case On the chance that you care It’s simply not fair
So what have we got And what have we not Ya see for a fact Jobs aren’t coming back Just because he threatens He don’t have the weapons To change history’s course With language or force
On the chance that you care Or might be aware Of the global warming Our planet’s performing Due to man’s neglect He says what the heck We need to be drilling Though it's us that we’re killing
Though all hope may be gone Some still cheer him on Without rhyme or reason It’s the silly season And after everything’s taken That’s when they’ll awaken And they’ll redirect their hate A little too late