they stained the back deck today (with a hard to match 7 periwinkle) 400 square feet of knotted pine (in a striking rivet sequence) red ant drivers (who can forget those little ******) caked fir needles & feather cone bug hologram & cedar moss graffiti crack & cut joist wheel rut & pick pike stain (s) sow bugs electric blower purple fueled washer missing foul bits and two of its former pins somewhere near the erratic 9th stroke the side kick (and his sloppy dullard) fell sadly in a cacophony of sick laughter anxious peckers, poinsettias, grub box, rail stems lacewings (ladylike in their task), third door down windows old ergonomic chairs (so highly touted in the checkout isle at Lowes) all for not, I guess ~ seems they never reviewed the Homestead Manual on Fine Deck Painting ~