I dreamed there was an UN-inauguration. Peeking through the clouds, the frowning sun Cast its rays upon the crowds below, Perplexing and confounding everyone.
Donald Trump walked onto the platform, Adjusting with his hands his golden thatch. In the bleachers sat his buddy Putin, Wily smiling, the two a perfect match.
The National Mall was split right down the middle. Less than half of the crowd was loudly cheering. All the rest were unmistakably More enthusiastic in their jeering.
All of a sudden, the dark clouds parted. A pillar of light descended from above. Everyone could see that spiraling downward Was the image of an ivory dove.
The dove transformed into a real person. There stood Hillary Clinton on the stage! Trump, whose eyes were shooting darts of fire, Flew into his usual Trumpish rage.
A thunderous voice shook the Capitol steps. The startled people jumped when they heard "STOP!" Everybody waited in suspense, Wondering when the ball was going to drop.
“This nonsense can't go on!” thundered the voice. “A slight change—call it a correction— Must fix improprieties that hurt The integrity of your last election.”
Angelic voices filled the wintry air As shouts of anger turned to happy cheers. Trump and friends sauntered off the platform. Bitterly they wiped away their tears.
Kellyanne Conway, puffed up with hot air, Swirled away like a deflating balloon. General Flynn got down on all fours And turned into a blabbering baboon.
Steve Bannon also underwent A sudden transformation, quite befitting: He turned into a snake and slithered away Past the seat where Eric Trump was sitting.
Putin’s face showed great disappointment. The crafty leader couldn't understand How his plans had backfired. He joined Trump. They walked off together, hand in hand.
A blissful light enveloped everybody. That was when I woke up from my dream And had to face what was going to be A harsh reality: a Trump regime.