“Your trapezoid is vectored to a sphere” She sighed, “and parallels are polygon.” “All, all is perpendicular,” he coughed, “And arcs are so rectangle to sad Pi Equiangular in the radius And rhombus has gone Pythagorean. O canst thou concave the isosceles?” “Yes!” she coplanared. “Yes!” he gasped in pain, “Oh, yes, our love is solved for X!" He died, Quadratic equations upon his lips