I am the Lorax, who once spoke for the trees In the hope of bringing progress to its knees But now I have grown somewhat older and tired, My outlook and thought process being rewired (Sometimes to see forest, you must clear the trees.)
Examine the case of the Brown Bar-ba-loots Whose interests for so long I worked in cahoots. Could such timid beasts truly thrive in the wild So innocent, trusting, submissive, and mild? (My former assertions I strongly refute.)
Why, see how they frolic and scamper in zoos; How can one watch them and steadfastly refuse To see how much better their lot is today As joy for our children as opposed to prey (A happy condition where no one can lose.)
Ah, scoff the nihilists, but Truffula Trees, Those havens for birds and those homes for the bees. Why, what do you say now that they are all gone, Removed to make way for some suburban lawn? (These angry young men—O Lord, take them all please!)
I gently remind them it’s just nature’s way, That some species go while other ones stay, The carrier pigeon’s no longer alive Yet somehow we manage to live—indeed, thrive! (In the face of brute logic, they’ve little to say.)
So don’t be dismayed or frightened or leery Of doomsday projections outlined by theory Suggesting that our time on this earth may be done; Consider the caged Bar-ba-loot having fun (And we hear fish do quite well in Lake Erie.)
The preceding was excerpted from a training video produced by Lorax Consulting, LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Archer Daniels Midland Company