It was a cold December morning
At 3:45 AM
I woke up early
I was not going
To go through

This ordeal again

I drove down to the park
And had constipation
In the dark

But thankfully
The stool softener
Kicked in

Life's a game
I'll never win

Later I began to drive
Here and there

I'm all alone
And no one cares

The gym and Starbucks
We're closed
And I had nowhere to go

Later I would see
Mountains covered in snow

Driving around
Driving around

Life is some kind
Of Merry Go Round

I have a few friends
I'm glad I do

You learned the story
Of A Christmas poo