Nose running to the sounds of a gushing waterfall
as my mancold takes me over
head pounding as dewdrops form.....ready to plop
tissues by the dozen as the green takes over
Im a man I am
a man  

of course its worse than yours ..Im a man
of course I need my bed ...Im a man
of course Im of all week... Im a man
Im a man I am
a man  

Me fav biccys taste of cardboard
and I ache like never before
Oh darling fetch my papers
Im a man I am
a man  

so phoned a sicky as you do
of course I am ...you see
Im a man I am
a man  

a duvet day for at least a week
till im up and ready
phoned docs 5 times to rest my mind
im a man you see a man  
no deaths door he says to me
Im a man yes Im a man