So you've been dead a whole year now, mutt.
Not a day goes by I miss your adorable face.
But oh boy you had **** breath! Disgusting!
You were a great dog, even though you were a coward.
Oh, you had the snobbiest personality I've ever seen in a dog.

You had those terrible seizures two years ago that left you deaf... seven seizures in two hours. One of the scariest nights of my life.
But it's okay, the vet hooked you up on drugs. Phenobarbital!
Yeah, you got addicted real fast to that! Haha! It was so sad, but my twisted sense of humor saw the funny side of it. Every day at 11am and 11pm you would whine for your pill. Drove me nuts. But I still loved you...
And I miss you, bud.