Jack: as so many of us yearned to know him, Still knocking down 90% approval ratings, 50+ years dead: we still approve. Dallas recognizing the event . . . Cue Etta James: At laaaaaaaaaaaaast . . . The City of Big D, Dallas in the Sixties, Still wide open, Still Wild-Wild West Wild, Still string ties & Stetsons. Hizzoner/Da MayerβNow, Recognizing the venue, at last. Finally, it was time To take ownership of the crime scene. Non-stop memorial coverage, On CNN and MSN, of course. Fox, meanwhile, Doing agribusiness updates; This yearβs Carolina turkey crop & Wuzzup in the cranberry bogs?