All I want for Christmas is a big cute smile that makes me feel So very great You see I want for Christmas Is a big cute smile To have fun every day and night You see at Christmas I will party on yeah party ok With alcohol and softies And my teeth become rotten Like times I have forgotten You see with Christmas it is so fun everybody can get drunk And we say to each other That Christmas is a time to be happy Party with bourbon and ***** As well as a big beautiful drink of lemonade and port You see drinking a nice Coca Cola really brightens up your day the red and white is santa Coming through your computer and all Then your father wants a vb beer as well as a pav and a spiked fruit punch ** ** ** as he pretends to be santa saying merry Christmas to us all Yeah then he drinks his beer and a nice Christmas cake To try and show us that santa ain't a fake