A sudden tingle in the belly
A storm is slowly brewing
Pain and suffering follows
The rustling of a thousand cattle

The embarrassing walk to the pit
That shameful squat to eject
Out of sight from the world
A private war between man and waste

Rumbling and shaking from within
A belly possessed by a beast
The beast must be exorcised
The pain gets intense

Then it starts to come out
Slowly and hard at first
The uncontrollable rush begins
The beast is slowly released

Then silence follows
All seems well again
That hurtful feast is dumped
Away it goes down the drain