There was an old man with a novelty Bow, Which bore all colours of the rainbow. But Rats ran away with it, Thus Rats he decided to eat. Still he does, till they'll ever return his bow!
Akin to Edward Lear's Book Of Nonsense, In a jiffy I'm planning to come up with one as well. It's title being:Β "The 21st Century Book Of Nonsense" by Edward Kiko, that being my antonym.