Common sense Should tell him immigrants Can’t be deported wholesale Or by the droves Because everybody knows That plan is doomed to fail And no matter how tall He seeks to build that wall With girth and great expanse Where's he gonna find the finance?
Keep all Muslims out Is in great doubt Once the ramifications Have been factored out And is he aware We have allies there Who are now voicing concern Is he ever gonna learn To keep his big mouth shut Or is he just a nut
Keep the gays in check With benign neglect What an awful philosophy To reverse their course Without remorse When it don’t make sense Ya see Trying to turn the clock back Is not the way to act He can’t change their destiny
And is he aware That Obama Care Is over twenty million strong Who have what they lacked So to ignore that fact Would be nothing short of wrong And in any case It’s hard to replace Despite his un-checked ambition It’s a pre-existing condition