There's always YouTube or some tunes on iPhones and Soundcloud,
not one for being pompous or too proud to take a handout
I put my hand up for more,

MORE?  

righteous indignation from the Beadle,
'remember your station my boy'

Dickens is never available at the library where they lend books,
the books are but Dickens is far too busy or dead.

and thinking Caruso's first name was Robinson was my biggest mistake.

But
it takes all sorts and I like Allsorts especially the liquorice ones.