she was a strange one and that was probably the kindest thing that was said about her she had the kind of voice that reminisced of old school pre-Disneyfied hideously terrifyingly mind-alteringly ugly witches and her looks were not exactly top-shelf, shall we say but surely somehow she could have some kind of productive fulfilling if not altogether happy life because everyone can have that if they truly want it or so we’re so often told however there was a problem though this individual held no false pretenses of siren’s voice or angel’s beauty though she acknowledged and owned and satirized her own plainness she would never really be fulfilled or happy because she had a particularly devastating and incurable fatal flaw you see, even though she was a perfectly capable girl with a good idea of what she found pleasing materialistically and career-wise her personal life was another story even though she would never dream of playing princess she still believed herself to be entitled to no less than a handsome prince or knight, or duke, or CEO even job title wasn’t really the issue this was due in no small part to that little life gem we’re all given that maxim of anyone being or doing or having anything they ever desired so long as they wanted and worked for it hard enough and unfortunately another of those few things that could be said in her favor was that she was nothing if not determined to the point of obsession, as it were it was this very determination to land the alpha male she was never entitled to that would see through to the very end of her tale she knew what she wanted and knew she would never have it but the lack of having did nothing to ease the wanting so she wanted her way through an entire life with a successful career and her own home and two cats named Doppelganger and Die Fledermaus and she spent her down time in her house with her cats talking to her prince that never was because she was far too stubborn to take any lesser offer than the man of her dreams but dreams aren’t real and unfortunately no one took the time to point that out to her until in the end when her cats were dead and the few friends she had got tired of listening to her ramble through her fantasies and gave up and left and she was alone in her house talking to her dreams because those were really all she ever had. the end