Say there, you old fool, what have you been up to? Day and night you chase the moon till daylight comes again. Why? Her glow is much the lesser light than yours. Don't you know her sheen is you reflected? Yet you persist, while other stellar bodies stay neglected. Best not to fuss with Venus- her Mars is much too jealous. Mercury is much too hot, thanks to you, and Earth is way too quarrelsome. Saturn would run rings around you, and as for Jupiter? I know of no planet stupider. Neptune is altogether frosty, and Uranus is simply out of the question, in this or any other dimension. And Pluto hardly seems a proper planet anymore- not in this galaxy, that's for sure. No, old Sol, you'd best retain your sorry lunar love- as the moon evades your grasp and flirts with stars above.