I went for a walk today.
In the deep dark wood.
Much like Red Riding Hood.
I came on no ax men.
Or witches, with biscuit houses.
Just a man.
With grey corduroy trousers.
Here he did say.
In a odd way.
ere what doing on my land.
 I said the only word.
That in this situation I know.
Sorry.
And went on my way!